walkinglikesnoopy

Okay, I lied, there are no elephants.  But there will be a bear in a clown suit!!!!

…. no there will not be a bear.  Okay.  I’ll stop lying now.

Well, I’m back from another unscheduled hiatus.  I’ll break it down for you guys really quick why I’ve been away: Pregnancy scare that lasted nearly three weeks and is still going reasonably strong (just waiting to see if I get the monthly enemy this month) and working like a mad-woman.  Oh I’ve been here, right at my computer desk, just hideously avoiding anything that my distract me from my manuscript.  Deadlines are looming close on the horizon now, and I’m hyper aware of that face.

On to bigger and better things!  I have a few short things I want to say.  My take, if you will, on a few things that have happened in pop-culture/ world events / blarg blarg blarg, in the last few weeks.

First: Teyona wins America’s Next Top Model. NO. Allison was much better at everything.  It actually makes me wonder if the judges chose Teyona in the end because she’s black and the winners of the show for the past few cycles have been white.  I’m just saying.

Seconds: J.T wins Survivor! YES.  Never has their been someone more deserving in every way.  And congrats to Steven.  Actually to them as a team - they did things i’ve never seen on that show in all 18 seasons and got away wtih them.  Oh, and Coach? I’m weirdly attracted to him, even though I cannot stand his personality, even a little bit.  He is the most condecending, delusional, self-important snob i’ve ever seen on T.V.  And yet, I wanna roll him in the hay!  What does that say about me?

Third: BIG Brother is comming back in a few short weeks! Yippie! (Can you tell i’m a reality T.V. junkie?)

Fourth: X-Men Origns: Wolverine was all right.. but could have been MUCH better.  There were far too many cheesy, this is Wolverine with exploding things in the background, shots to make the movie believeable.  The best part: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool (even though they f***ed up the already amazing eadpool comic story).  He is my new crush.. *sigh* yummy, non-stop-talking deadpool, with Ryan Reynolds to-die-for body. YES.

And finally,

Fifth:  It has been announced that the 600th issue of the classic Archie comic, will finally answer the long asked “Who wins? Betty or Veronica?” question, when Archie asks one of the two girls to marry him.  My money is on Betty.  Veronica is like the Porsha: fun, fast, sexy, but costs a ton of money to take care of.  And we all know that Archie favors his Jalopy, so therefore, Betty wins.  Girl next door, you can take her home to mom - she has the whole package.  Plus she WORSHIPS Archie.  And men dig that.  Now i’ll asked my age-old-asked question: why the hell is it the Blonde or the Brunette?  What about us Red Heads?  We get Cheryl Blossom Pin-up-slut.  Stereotypes anyone?  Not every red-head is willing to get nearly naked and pose for camera’s and then jump into bed with whoever is closest.  I think we were misrepresented in the Archie franchise, but hey, we are misrepresented nearly everywhere!

Okay well that was my two-cents err or rather, five cents!  I should be back to blogging daily now.

Toodles!

<3M